"DYKE OUT"

A picture is worth 1000 words...

Somebody said that once. I say this one is worth exactly two words.

A wise man once told me, "If you can get a chick to make out with a blow up doll, a real girl is obviously the next step." Although incredibly AMUHRICAN, this was easily the dumbest thing he has ever said.

dyke out - v. - to kiss another woman

I know that multiple men and women alike have uttered this phrase - "Dyke out, Jo!" - but despite its rather frequent conversational appearances in the under-30 Seattle set, its usage has yet to prompt one of the heterosexual females to which it is most often directed to in fact kiss another woman.

The act of "dyking out", even in its most innocent form (as defined above), has only been witnessed when much goading and/or money is involved. Two instances only: 2002, after many drinks and at least 45 minutes of encouragement; and 1999, after a $32 collection was taken and the need for entertainment on a 2 hour bus ride was fully explained. God bless the USA.

Although men the world over are fascinated with the idea of two (or more) women "dyking out", the cold reality is that it is the same as that damn granny blow up doll (pictured): not worth the price (monetary or otherwise), easy to reference but difficult to witness, and ultimately not as good as advertised.